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NFL CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND

January 18, 2010

Divisional Playoff Weekend Wrap-Up:

New Orleans used the same strategy they used in weeks 1-7 (but then seemed to completely forget) where they just get so far ahead of you that if you come back, it’s too late and it doesn’t matter. Their offense may end up being unstoppable and it would not surprise me one bit to see them in the Super Bowl in Miami. They have home field and a ton of weapons at receiver. Reggie Bush had a career defining game and he gets a lot of good blocking to help him out. You can always expect big numbers from the Saints offensively especially when it comes to total points scored. All of the games where they looked their best they were in the 35-50 pt. range, most notably this one and the Dolphins game to name a couple.

The Arizona Cardinals defense gave up 90 points in their two-week playoff life. I kind of had an idea that they might have some serious defensive problems, as I never really thought their defensive unit was that strong even during last year’s Super Bowl run. To make matters worse, DRC and Rolle were injured at the beginning of this game. Kurt Warner also got roughed up early and effectively passed the torch on to Matt Leinart. And it’s not a bad situation to be in as that’s a horrible division and I can see him winning it 5 or 6 times with minimal effort. They’re still a good football team and they’ll be around next playoff season. In the end, although statistically they were able to hang in this game, the two turnovers proved to be very costly and it was hard for them to get into the red zone all night.

The Colts continue to be the Colts, and Peyton Manning was challenged against Baltimore but they are going to be hard to beat at home. I think Austin Collie is being groomed into a short play receiver much in the same way they have designed plays for Dallas Clark. Defensively, they really pulled it together for a solid performance. They held to a field goal on the first drive and didn’t give up another point the rest of the game. And I was one of those people who had tweeted repeatedly (at the beginning of the season) that their window was closing with the loss of Tony Dungy and an aging (and beat-up) secondary. Bob Sanders always seems to be hurt and I just wasn’t sure they’d be able to remain competitive, but they’ve got probably one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL in charge of that locker room and he doesn’t allow a lot of room for errors. It’s really difficult for me to badmouth Peyton Manning for any intensive purposes, as he’s a true leader and a master of his craft. Reggie Wayne also made some great catches in this one. I expect the Colts to believe they can represent the AFC in XLIV.

Baltimore couldn’t do a damn thing offensively, and very few playoff teams (if any) have ever won a game with 3 points. I think once they finally had to trust Joe Flacco, he was able to get the easy completions but not the yardage necessary to convert key 3rd and 4th down situations. If you watched this game, you saw that there were some bizarre mistakes the Ravens made in the 3rd quarter. Ed Reed literally had two interceptions in four minutes and one was stripped from him by Garcon (who made an extremely mature play for a rookie) and the other was negated by a penalty. In BOTH instances, Reed had sufficient runbacks that easily would have given them momentum and field position to score. And to make matters worse, when Ray Rice finally was able to see that open field he’d been looking for all night, he fumbled at the end of the play and gave the ball right back.

The Vikings took it to the Cowboys and they took it to them hard. I don’t think anyone expected them to be as prepared as they were on the defensive side of the football. Jared Allen has a little more experience than Romo and it showed in a frightful way. Sydney Rice is making me talk a lot less about Percy Harvin as of late. The kid runs his routes perfectly and GOES UP AND GETS THE BALL. He’s been the difference maker in my opinion. Favre (4 TDs) is obviously throwing the ball well but his guys are getting to where he can see them and that’s the key. O-line is solid and giving him plenty of time.

Dallas’ offensive line looked so good last week it’s hard to believe that they only scored 3 points, but at the same time if you consider the turnovers they had and the fact that Minnesota continually gave Brett Favre enough time to do what he does best. I know I picked Dallas to take this, they’re a flat football team that has had a lot of really great performances that are only considered to be great because of who they are and what playing for the Cowboys entails. In games other than those, they are a three point blowout. Easy. And Brooking is SUCH a tool. It’s not Favre’s fault the Cowboys gave up like that. Brooking should have been yelling his secondary. Dallas was a flat, weak team and now has a lot of time to think things over.

The New York Jets are the most unlikely team in the past few years to get into the Championship Game. They have a guy in Shonn Greene that likely earned himself at least a million dollars in payroll for his work in an eight day stretch. The Pats don’t necessarily own that division anymore because of age so NYJ could really get up there with a young team and continue to do what they’ve done so far this postseason. In other words, the Jets have given us a reason to discuss a team that we usually wouldn’t spend print space on. They are a brutal defensive and grind squad and coach Ryan has instilled a sense of preciseness to that defensive attack. Mark Sanchez does just enough to keep the ball rolling and he’s already done more than expected of a rookie. And Braylon Edwards is contributing to all of this? Hard to believe…and certainly wouldn’t be a coach’s first blueprint for success.

The San Diego Chargers really disappointed me by losing at this point. They are a fun playoff team to watch and they just didn’t bring it today. I’d like to talk for a second about the 3 field goals Nate Kaeding missed. If you’re at home in the playoffs you should hit all three of those kicks. It’s just like when you were kicking it over the shed behind your house at a kid. That stadium was supposed to be Nate Kaeding’s parents house, and he brought nothing to the table in his own backyard when they needed it most. If you lose by 3 and your kicker missed 9 points, it’s his fault and has to fall squarely on his shoulders. This might have been LT’s last game as a Charger. I’m hearing San Francisco or Tampa Bay may be interested in spending the scratch but it’s way too early to tell. Otherwise, overall I was very unimpressed by their lack of explosiveness and Rivers’ two picks.

Bonus stat from Divisional Playoff Weekend:

First erectile dysfunction advertisement: 7:50 PM CST

Conference Championship Matchups:

The New Orleans Saints have a lot of things going in their favor. They will have home field in this game and the energy of the most explosive stadium in the country. Then they will have to get out there and try to put up some serious points again. They won’t score 45 like they’ve averaged the past two weeks. The Vikings I can only assume will try and air the ball out to match Brees’ high speed pace of game. The matchup I am most interested in would be between Favre and Darren Sharper as those two have faced each other plenty of times but this game is most likely their last in their illustrious careers.

New Orleans Saints 34, Minnesota Vikings 28

The Indianapolis Colts will have their hands full with the New York Jets who I (still) believe they are better than. I can’t imagine this game getting to be very high scoring at any point so don’t write home about it. I expect a significant portion of this game to be slow moving in much of the same fashion that the first half of the Jets-Chargers game was. The Jets just keep buying themselves another week after week but it ends here. In the end, I look for Peyton Manning to earn another shot at the trophy. Indy’s D had stepped up and they look to be for real.

Indianapolis Colts 22, New York Jets 17

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Meehan

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GILBERT ARENAS

January 9, 2010

In case you don’t follow the NBA closely or maybe you just haven’t read anything about it, Gilbert Arenas from the Washington Wizards is in a bit of a scandal for bringing an unloaded handgun into the locker room in a recent game and then joking about it a day later during a pre-game celebration.

As a die hard New York Giants fan, I was puzzled by the way the whole Plaxico Burress thing went down, and am almost more disturbed at this story just because it may expose the fact that athletes aren’t making good decisions.

Let me just first state that I am pro-gun. I’m not crazy about the idea, but it’s in the constitution that we can bear arms, and I have to roll with that. That being said, you don’t bring a gun to work. You don’t play “practical jokes” with handguns. And returning to the Plaxico reference: If it were New York, he’d be looking at some serious hard time. Does Washington D.C. not have the same laws?

Now why in the world would anybody do something like this? It’s not like he is some 11 year old kid trying to show some other 11 year old kid his father’s gun to impress him. Not to stereotype, but I’m sure a lot of the players in that locker room already knew what a tech-nine looks like.

I will say this: If a different professional athlete gets busted for dogfighting I can clearly say that we a lot of our professional athletes aren’t learning anything at all. There are a lot of young kids (white and African-American) that look up to this guy as a role model, and by doing what he did, he trivialized the violence that is occurring in the same neighborhoods they live in.

It really bothers me that basketball has developed this thug image. It’s not good. The culture of basketball has suffered a very rough streak in the past seven years. And it’s a crying shame too, because there are a lot of really good players in the league that are decent people I highly doubt you’ll read a similar story about Chris Paul from the New Orleans Hornets bringing a gun into the locker room. But there are getting to be more and more bad apples.

I think there is a certain element to sports that makes us want to be able to control how a certain athlete behaves, but the reality is as long as there’s guys like Gilbert Arenas, you just never know…

Meehan

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NFL Week Twelve

November 23, 2009

So, Pittsburgh lost to Kansas City AND the Bengals lost to the Raiders? Ravens lost to Steelers and if the Browns were playing somewhere I’m sure they got embarrassed too? Rough week for the AFC North…

This would usually be the paragraph where I talk about Jay Cutler, but I would assume that anyone who watches football can fill in most of whatever space I have to cover here. But in case that’s not good enough for you…

The Bears are ___________________

Jay Cutler is ___________________

Need extra space? Turn this blog over for more room…

The 49ers are toy…and I’m upset because I had them finishing first in that division by a long shot…It’s clear now that the Arizona Cardinals own that division and there is no doubt that the 49ers have to be molded into a better team to win more games, or at least enough to qualify…I thought they could do it this year but at the end of the day they’re still too sloppy for the strategy that their coach hopes to enforce…The Seahawks are garbage and have a poorly put together team with the exception of a couple of good special teams players (Which will never win you championships) and Obviously the Rams were playing so poorly looking at offers from Rush Limbaugh. I’m not sure that it wouldn’t be funny as hell to let Ann Coulter fill in at halfback for a couple of plays, deny her shower access, and then see if she still holds the same stance on universal health care. I hope so…she’s a very handsome woman. I could make that prank happen if you gave me enough time. I’m sure Hillbloom would help…

Giants got ran and still won…They’ve decided to air it out the rest of the year and completely abandon the running game, neither of which will encourage their defense to show up on Sunday, but hey…whatever they think might work at this point would be great…but all joking set aside, if their defense doesn’t show up they’re not gonna need to be worried about anything because the postseason won’t be there for them.

Colts won another close one…Saints won another one that was not so close (they may have the best schedule in the league with the exception of the New England game next week) and they continued to cast a shadow over the opponent without exposing how mediocre their defense can be…

New England made a bad decision…to be perfectly honest with you, I thought they had it…and that only in retrospect is it a bad call. I thought he had the ball over the 30 yard line and that game was over. He could have punted, but he didn’t and it was a much better game because of that…

NE is still hard as hell. They’re still going to break you down bit by bit like they did to the Jets today and not let you in on any of it. And obviously it seems like I am trying to kiss my editor’s hind, but they are the real deal.

I am reluctant to pick anything this week, but pick I must: Here are the picks for week 12:

Dallas Cowboys 26, Oakland Raiders 24

Green Bay Packers 37, Detroit Lions 14

New York Giants 24, Denver Broncos 17

Miami Dolphins 34, Buffalo Bills 9

Jacksonville Jaguars 24, San Francisco 49ers 20

Minnesota Vikings 32, Chicago Bears 15

Carolina Panthers 27, New York Jets 10

Pittsburgh Steelers 17, Baltimore Ravens 15

San Diego Chargers 31, Kansas City Chiefs

Arizona Cardinals 47, Tennessee Titans 35

Cincinnati Bengals 28, Cleveland Browns 12

Atlanta Falcons 35, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19

Seattle Seahawks 29, St. Louis Rams 7

Philadelphia Eagles 27, Washington Redskins 24

Indianapolis Colts 37, Houston Texans 32

New England Patriots 31, New Orleans Saints 23

So, if everything started right NOW, the Saints and the Vikes would have first round byes…And the Colts coupled with any one of 5 teams in the AFC.

Do I want to see a Colts / Saints Super Bowl? Not really…I mean, if they both finish undefeated, it would be impressive, but since there aren’t a lot of marquee players on each team (although a lot of those guys will be someday) it could actually turn out to be a boring game. Or one for the ages. I just want to make sure I predict both possibilities so I can be right no matter what.

However, I still have the Patriots beating the Saints in the Super Bowl 34-27.

For some weird reason (that’s probably enhanced by the fact that the Steelers lost to KC) I continue to force myself to believe that New England can do it, as much as I don’t want them to…as much as they probably don’t deserve it…right now I think that they could easily win the Super Bowl with everything they have going for them.

It’s turkey day on Thursday, make sure you have all of your poultry in place before I lose attention and end this sentence with nothing. What would be even worse is if I started another sentence with no intentions of finishing.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody…and I hope you get to spend it with your loved ones.

Meehan

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NFL WEEK TWELVE

November 23, 2009
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NFL WEEK FIVE

October 5, 2009

Baltimore Ravens 24, Cincinnati Bengals 21

Philadelphia Eagles 30, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10

Pittsburgh Steelers 32, Detroit Lions 10

New England Patriots 30, Denver Broncos 27

Arizona Cardinals 24, Houston Texans 13

Carolina Panthers 33, Washington Redskins 20

Jacksonville Jaguars 20, Seattle Seahawks 17

Indianapolis Colts 27, Tennessee Titans 17

Buffalo Bills 14, Cleveland Browns 6

New York Giants 26, Oakland Raiders 6

New York Jets 19, Miami Dolphins 14

Minnesota Vikings 24, St. Louis Rams 3

Dallas Cowboys 31, Kansas City Chiefs 7

San Francisco 49ers 27, Atlanta Falcons 25

Bye weeks: Chicago Bears, New Orleans Saints, Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers

OK, week 4 was very predictable for the most part. The Giants, Saints, and Broncos all stayed undefeated and all gave good performances. I’m not too crazy about the Baltimore Ravens blowing it like they did, but such is life, and the Patriots are going to get every call in the world and everybody knows that. Unless that fake field goal stopped the play and blew the play dead, John Harbaugh should have had the opportunity to decline that penalty. Either way it’s horsesh**, and the Officiating Committee needs to look over a couple of dead ball/live ball issues in the offseason.

I love the fact that Terrell Owens isn’t doing jack squat in Buffalo. I also love the fact that team is going nowhere.

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CHICAGO NOT GETTING THE OLYMPICS IN 2016

October 4, 2009

First of all, let me say that I was a huge supporter of Chicago making an attempt at getting the Olympics for 2016.

I think it would have been very could for the economy of our state, (although very likely most all of the tax money collected for something like that would have stayed in the Chicago area) and could have really put Chicago on the map as an international sports city.

But in all honesty, is there anybody out there who thought that this would really go down with all of the competition we were up against. Rio De Janeiro, Brazil? Let’s just say the bathrooms are a little cleaner here. Not that having a large population would exactly make it an ideal setting for the IOC to choose. In fact, here’s an excerpt from Rio’s Wikipedia page that might give one example why it might not be a good idea to have the Olympics there:

Rio has high crime rates, especially homicide, in poor areas dominated by drug lords, primarily in the North Zone.[80] As of 2007, the homicide rate of the greater metropolitan area stood at nearly 30 victims per week, with the majority of victims falling to mugging, stray bullets or narcoterrorism.[81][82] [83

I was really concerned about the reporters, journalists, and individuals that would be covering this spectacle in Rio, until I read this from the very next paragraph:

Rio de Janeiro's low paid and ill-equipped police are violent as well, it has been said.[85] In 2007, the police allegedly killed 1,330 people in the state,[86] an increase of 25 percent over 2006 when 1,063 people were killed, in 2003 that number plateaued at 1,195. In comparison the American police killed only 347 people in whole of the United States during 2006.[87][88] The average Rio policeman earns only R$874 a month or R$10,488 (around US$6,000) a year.[89]

Well, at least everybody will be safe.

And Tokyo? Hell, if we ever end up do getting the Olympics here, Tokyo would just as well find some way to steal it by placing holographic mirrors inside our borders, which we then would try to return, but will fill all the rebate paperwork out wrong which will in turn void the warranty. And then they would sit in the White House entertainment center for years not working. Everyone has to be good at something, I guess.

And it wasn’t like it was close. We didn’t even finish in the top 2. I bet Vegas even had odds for it. We were simply a horse waiting to be euthanized. I’m sure there will be nothing to worry about as we will no doubt be bidding for the 2012 games.

And when we did have the Olympics here last in Atlanta, what do you remember most from that 96 Olympics? The stunning firework explosions during the opening ceremonies? The USA dominating on the basketball floor? Of course not, you remember that Richard Jewell dude getting accused of setting off that bomb, having them raid his house, and in turn finding a shitload of porn on his computer, only to exonerate him. He probably wouldn’t have gone to the Olympics even if they were in Chicago, as he died in 2007.

In summation, it’s no big deal. A lot of my friends are die hard sports fans and the Olympics don’t mean anything. I don’t know one person who can honestly say they go and watch live track and field events. Nobody. Some of it is cool, but a lot of it is just is kind of an insult to the intelligence of normal adults. The shot put? Come on…

So congratulations to Rio De Janeiro and I wish them the best of luck in finding out where the fuck all of those people are going to park.

Meehan

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Dear Jimmy Fallon,

October 2, 2009

Seriously?

Love,

Ryan

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Dear payphone,

October 2, 2009

You were a really, really good idea. Sorry about everything…

Love,

Ryan

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Dear bipolar people,

October 2, 2009

Why the long faces?

Love,

Ryan

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NFL WEEK THREE

September 24, 2009

NFL WEEK THREE

By Meehan

New Orleans Saints 44, Buffalo Bills 19

Philadelphia Eagles16, Kansas City Chiefs 10

New York Giants 27, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21

Washington Redskins 37, Detroit Lions 11

Green Bay Packers 48, St. Louis Rams 7

San Francisco 49ers 21, Minnesota Vikings 20

Tennessee Titans 26, New York Jets 24

New England Patriots 31, Atlanta Falcons 24

Baltimore Ravens 31, Cleveland Browns 20

Dallas Cowboys 31, Carolina Panthers 14

Indianapolis Colts 23, Arizona Cardinals 16

Houston Texans 9, Jacksonville Jaguars 7

Chicago Bears 25, Seattle Seahawks 12

San Diego Chargers 20, Miami Dolphins14

Saint Francis of Assisi’s Fightin’ Vaticans 28, Main Street Presbyterian Church 17

Bye weeks start next week, which sucks. But they disappear during week 11 again, so that means the home stretch of the season is going to be good this year. Case in point: New England plays the Saints week 12 which should probably be the one moved to the night game, and that game’s gonna be tight…Colts play the Patriots (again) in week ten. I still don’t buy Mark Sanchez. There are too many ice cream stores. Will you hold this for me?